I Told You I Was Ill

Even in death, comic genius Spike Milligan has raised a laugh among his adoring fans. Two years after he died aged 83, relatives of the Goon Show creator have erected a headstone on his grave bearing the star’s epitaph: I told you I was ill. But only those well versed in Gaelic will be able to read the inscriptions — Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite — on the Celtic cross memorial at St Thomas’s Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex — via Die Puny Humans

Breakthrough Polymer For Bone Repair

A breakthrough in polymer development means that soon there may be a radical new treatment for people with broken bones — a special kind of material that can glue the bone back together and support it while it heals. The material is designed to break down as the bone regrows leaving only natural tissue

McDonald’s Moves Into DVDs

McDonald’s is moving into DVD rentals. It will begin testing DVD rental kiosks at all 105 Denver stores. Smaller tests around Washington and Las Vegas had a huge response. DVDs will be rented at Redbox kiosks, situated inside and outside restaurants. Rental fee: $1 a day — and they can be returned to any McDonald’s. If the summer long Denver test is a hit, McDonald’s hopes to become the first fast-food chain to rent top DVDs nationally

US Planning A Draft, Women And Students Not Exempt

There is pending legislation in the House and Senate (twin bills: S 89 and HR 163) which will time the program’s initiation so the draft can begin at early as Spring 2005 — just after the 2004 presidential election… $28 million has been added to the 2004 Selective Service System (SSS) budget to prepare for a military draft that could start as early as June 15, 2005. Selective Service must report to Bush on March 31, 2005 that the system, which has lain dormant for decades, is ready for activation… In December 2001, Canada and the U.S. signed a smart border declaration, which could be used to keep would-be draft dodgers in… this plan, among other things, eliminates higher education as a shelter and includes women in the draft — via Die Puny Humans

Things You Can Do With A Giant Fresnel Lens

Brian Lee always wanted Edmund Scientific’s Giant Fresnel Lens. Melts asphalt in seconds! the ad said. When he went to graduate school he met several other people with the same enthusiasm for aimless destruction through bizarre means, and just enough combined cash to make it happen. Thus the reign of terror began

The Blue Rose

It is the Holy Grail of horticulture and soon it could make the perfect present for Mother’s Day: scientists have found a way to produce a blue rose. A chance discovery in a laboratory means that they will be able to create the blue rose within a year and it is expected to go on sale to the public soon after that

Think-Tank Warns Of Kyoto Sanctions

The Australia Institute, a public policy research centre, says the Federal Government risks trade sanctions if it does not ratify the Kyoto protocol on greenhouse gas emissions. Russia has announced it will sign the protocol, which will ensure it comes into effect worldwide. Australia and the US are still refusing to ratify the agreement and the Federal Government says Australia is reducing emissions anyway. Australia Institute executive director Clive Hamilton says nations bound by the protocol could impose trade barriers on Australia

Brits’ Pigeons Of Mass Destruction Revealed

British intelligence agents secretly discussed plans to attack the Soviet Union with pigeons armed with biological weapons, documents made public by the National Archives reveal. The bizarre Cold War scheme was hatched by Wing Commander WDL Rayner, a Royal Air Force officer who, in the aftermath of World War II, saw suicide pigeons as the future of warfare

Brown Pushes To List Devils As Threatened

There is a renewed call for the Tasmanian devil to be nominated as a threatened species. Research is continuing to determine the cause of the cancer-like disease that has wiped out up to 85% of devil populations in some areas. Greens Senator Bob Brown says the State Government has allocated nothing further in this week’s Budget for programs to save the marsupial

FBI Plans Spammer Smackdown

It’s been nearly six months since President Bush signed the first federal spam law with criminal sanctions — and not one bulk e-mailer has been criminally charged under it so far. But the FBI told Congress on Thursday that it has identified over 100 significant spammers so far and is targeting 50 of the most noxious for potential prosecution later this year

Shar-Peis, Huskies Are Closest To Wolves

The new study of purebred dogs says among those closest to their wild wolf ancestors are the Siberian Husky, Chinese Shar-pei and African Basenji. Two branches of the canine family tree were the earliest to diverge from the wolves, the study found. One branch includes the oriental breeds Shar-pei, Shiba Inu, Chow Chow and Akita; the other the seemingly diverse breeds of African Basenji, Siberian Husky, Alaskan Malamute, Afghan Hound and Saluki

404 Weapons of Mass Destruction

Fantastic 404 error page: These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed.

It’s probably won’t work now, but if you followed these steps you got the page linked above:

  1. Go to www.google.com
  2. Type in weapons of mass destruction (Don’t hit return)
  3. Hit the I’m feeling lucky button, not the Google search
  4. Read the error message carefully

I also like this T-shirt: WMD 404 lousy T-Shirt

Things To Make And Do

Kiwi WiFi hackers are building cheap, incredibly powerful WiFi antennae out of Chinese cookware, such as a $2 parabolic dumpling scoop, and USB WiFi dongles. They’ve got extensive build and testing notes — via BoingBoing.
A 1978 issue of Women’s Day magazine, describing how to build an elaborate Star Wars play set, with moving conveyor belt, out of laminate, cardboard, plywood and the like — via BoingBoing

In a rather delightful tale of revenge on a scam-artist: a Powerbook seller on eBay twigged that he was being ripped off by an overseas buyer, who had even set up a fake escrow service to handle his phony payment. Instead of blowing it off, the seller sent the crook on a wild goose chase that culminated with him taking delivery of a P-P-P-Powerbook made out of keyboard bits glued to an old binder, after paying £350 in customs fees and friends of the seller who’d staked out his mail-drop photographed the whole thing for posterity — via BoingBoing

You can’t resist the allure of a professional moulage kit, perfect for simulating your own brutal wounds and accident scenarios in the privacy of your own home. For $549, you get a convenient carrying case filled with such essentials as: one foreign body protrusion, one eyeball, one eviscerated intestine, two crushed feet, one plexiglass pack for simulated glass in wound, one roll of tape and lots more — via BoingBoing

Scrap materials, the end of an ordinary box, scraps of leather or canvas, are all you need to manufacture a pair of comfortable, serviceable play shoes. So says the introduction to this Sunset article from 1943 on how to make your own Caterpillars. Another pair of make-at-home shoes. Tyre sandals with nothing but a tire and some webbing — via BoingBoing