I Told You I Was Ill

Even in death, comic genius Spike Milligan has raised a laugh among his adoring fans. Two years after he died aged 83, relatives of the Goon Show creator have erected a headstone on his grave bearing the star’s epitaph: I told you I was ill. But only those well versed in Gaelic will be able to read the inscriptions — Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite — on the Celtic cross memorial at St Thomas’s Church in Winchelsea, East Sussex — via Die Puny Humans