Implementing WiFi in the Real World

Seduced by the siren song of wireless access throughout the home, many a user has experienced the discrepancy between the manufacturer’s advertised claims (150 feet indoors, 300 outside) and real-world implementation (the living room and upstairs bedroom may as well be on different continents). In steely-eyed determination to exercise his inalienable right to network access anywhere on his property, Paul Boutin hired a Wi-Fi engineer to help him bathe his property in 802.11 waves, using only mass-market consumer hardware

Ikea Etymology

If you’ve ever been to Ikea and wondered about the wacky product names, you’re not alone, so has the rest of the world. All Ikea products carry the same name throughout the world, no matter how hard it may be for the locals to get their tongues around the mostly Swedish monikers.

It’s probably not going to surprise anyone that all Ikea product names have Scandinavian origins, but there is a logic in the naming that lost is on those not familiar with Swedish.

Sofas and armchairs have Swedish place names; bathroom articles get their designations from rivers and lakes; lights from music, chemistry or meteorology sources; textiles and curtains have female names; chairs and desks are given male names; and kitchen items have names that describe their function.

UN Takeover of Internet

Should the Internet come under control of the United Nations? That will be one of the most contentious issues at the World Summit on the Information Society in Geneva this week. Paul Twomey, the president of ICANN, found out what it feels like to be voiceless after being escorted from the meeting room

ATM Fraud

ATM frauds are a clever combination of social engineering and hardware hacking. The most sophisticated thefts involve the purchase and setup of real ATMs that actually do dispense cash to avoid suspicion, but are altered to save both the card’s magnetic signature and the customers PIN, which are later added to false cards and used to empty bank accounts at real ATMS

iPod Battery Comes Clean

Hurrah! Not too long ago my attention was drawn to this. Did you click, read and watch? No? Well you’ve got some attention span issues, (or low bandwidth). To recap, guy buys first generation iPod. 18 months later battery only holds charge for 1 hour. Not good. Apple will replace battery for something like USD $255. He is advised to just buy another iPod. He’s not happy and makes a clever video documenting his response, which was to cleverly stencil iPod’s unreplacable battery only lasts 18 months onto as many iPod posters as possible.

ipodsdirtysecret.com has now been updated with some good news. Apple have dropped battery service to USD $99 for out of warranty pods.

This price is far more reasonable. Whether or not ipodsdirtysecret.com was soley responsible for Apple’s price drop is still up for grabs. But it sure is a bit of a coincidence…

Hats off to the brothers Neistat anyways!

But just in case, off I go to purchase some Apple Care for my iPod.

Weapons of Mass Destruction Found in Texas

This is a story of weapons of mass destruction. Chemical weapons. Domestic Terrorism. Forged Identifications. And media double standards. In the Texan town of Tyler law enforcement officials found what hundreds of investigators in Iraq have been looking for months. A Tyler man named William Krar with ties to white supremacists had built a sodium cyanide bomb. In the words of the Justice Department, the man had developed his own chemical weapons — via Die Puny Humans

Government to Put ASIO Above Public Interest

The ALP and Government combined in the last hours of parliamentary sitting for the year to ram through legislation to put ASIO above the public interest by giving it secret police powers. The legislation will make it an offence to discuss ASIO’s questioning of people, whether they are innocent or not, for two years after the interrogation occurs

Yahoo Develops Anti-Spam Architecture

Yahoo, owner of one of the largest e-mail systems in the world, is said to be developing a cryptographic product that will be offered freely to mail servers. Domain Keys, would require the message sender to authenticate in order for message to come across a trusted e-mail network

Crank Letters to Corporate America

Consumer Joe is a collection of crank/prank letters sent by screenwriter Paul Davidson to a variety of gigantic corporations, asking, for example, if he should call poison control after swallowing toothpaste, or if the Barbie hot-tub would be suitable for a garden party. The letters are genuinely funny, and the clueless bureaucratese in the responses is often equally good, but best of all are the responses from corporate letter-answerers who have winkled out his game and are playing along with their own sly humour:

Our research and development department went to work right away in the smoothie lab experimenting with your concoctions.

The Tuna Melt smoothie looks promising. We found the key to be white albacore tuna in oil, lots of mayonnaise and some powdered cheese. However, the Thanksgiving smoothie (turkey, cranberry, and gravy) is posing some challenges. Your recommendation to heat it up would require us to install microwave ovens at all locations.

Mozilla Thunderbird 0.4 Released

Following two release candidates, the 0.4 release of Mozilla Thunderbird is now available. Thunderbird 0.4 features an updated look to Thunderbird’s default theme, including a variety of new icons; better OS integration, cut and paste of images on Windows, and a number of bug fixes and other new features

Dog Shoots Man

A French hunter was shot by his dog after he left a loaded shotgun in the trunk of his car with two dogs and one of the animals accidentally stepped on the trigger

Interactive and Not so Interactive Distractions

Create your own Picasso style portrait with Mr Picassohead — via The Green Man.

Play with the weirdness of dirtdirt.com’s Dreems. Clicking on any of the three panels swaps a body part, reloading swaps all body parts.

If you like photoshopping sundry bits of carcasses together, send it to the Uncommon Creatures gallery.

Behold the mighty Nohands Kitten in all his incarnations.

If you’ve ever enjoyed flattening your little brother’s carefully constructed tower of blocks, you’ll get a kick out of knocking down the bouncy pink teddy bears.

A new toy from Weebl, the guy who brought me Badger joy, the Monkey can go Anywhere.