Nirvana, Guitar, 90’s, Angst Ridden Youth

Nice snapshot of the influence Nirvana (the band), has had on music: Searching for Nirvana

Whether you loved or hated them, they were a band to be reckoned with in the 90’s. Yeah Kurt went and did himself in and he’s a dickhead for it, leaving poor Francis Bean completely under the influence and guidance of Courtney Love, but the music is still a big deal.

My mid to late teens and also formative guitar learning years coincided with Nirvanas reign. Some how I managed to get through this decade without buying a single Nirvana album. Okay so I taped heaps of it off the radio, (yeah taped! Cassettes were still in vogue then!). I did however spend a lot of time with fellow aspiring musicians at high school playing and performing Nirvana songs.

Yes, school talent shows and formals were the appropriate place and time to grab your axe and start shredding away, while some guy in a beanie, (imaginatively dubbed beanie boy), donned his best flanno and grinded the lyrics out in front of a highly pubescent crowd of angst ridden youth. In school uniform. Well they weren’t always in uniform.

You know a band has truly left their mark on a generation when their songs or riffs become part of the standard musician repetoire. In the 90’s, fumbling new guitarists learnt these classics or the easier parts thereof: Smoke on the Water (Ozzie!), a smattering of Stairway to Heaven, Enter Sandman, The Unforgiven (yes Metallica scores at least 2) and Purple Haze. I’m sure there are others but I can’t remember all of them off the top of my head.

Then we begun to add some. No prizes for what would be considered the most played to death riff in the 90’s. Yep, Smells Like Teen Spirit. Hands down. Followed in no particular order by: Polly, About a Girl, Come as You Are, In Bloom and yeah, basically the entire Nevermind album. Then all of In Utero. Then all their other albums.

You could be locked in a room with teen musicians you have never met and start banging out just about anything Nirvana and you would all bond instantly, or at least everyone knew the songs. It was fantastic. Other songs and riffs that had this effect (and still probably do with the right generation), are: anything by Pearl Jam, I cannot stress how much fun it is to play the intro to Alive. That 8 or so fret slide at the beginning rocks. I defy any guitarist to tell me that doesn’t feel good to play and doesn’t rock. Almost anything by The Smashing Pumpkins, particularly from the Siamese Dream album is also up there, Cherub Rock is also another of those classic rock/grunge songs that just feels good to play, and was therefore constantly played in high school music rooms in the western world.

You cannot be an impressionable female guitarist in the 90’s and not like or play Hole. Yes, Kurt’s wife Courtney’s band. White trash femme rock topped off with a tiara. It was fantastic. All guitar playing Hole fans in the 90’s knew at least Doll Parts, it’s shit easy and even easier to caterwaul along with. Miss World and Violet are also mention worthy and of course Olympia.

The 90’s grunge scene was also subject to go all unplugged as soon as it had plugged in. The MTV unplugged performance Nirvana did was worshipped by all, and of course others followed such as Alice in Chains and Hole. Hole’s performance was particulary memorable if not for the dolls strung up by tule and the way Courtney straddled her stool. If she opened her legs any wider she would’ve swallowed it. The cameras were quick to pan away, thank god.

Okay, one more tangent, remember the article I linked to way up top? Yeah, well they put The Darkness in the same grouping as Kylie and Australian Idol. No, this is wrong, very wrong. The difference, The Darkness are fucking good. Yes, okay it is a matter of opinion, yadda yadda yadda. I don’t know if they are manufactured like Kylie or Idol, but if they are, it’s not obvious and I don’t care. Yes they are 80’s cock rock and they’re incredibly good at it. Classic solid rock arrangements, structre, solos, vocals and rythyms. And costumes. Coupled with fucking hilarious lyrics, but somehow not straight away seen as purely comedic or bleedingily, obviously self mocking. Well in any case, they’re good in their own way but also in a classic way.

Fucking With The Fundie Wankers

The American Family Association is trying to orchestrate a campaign of complaints about an episode of That ’70s Show which had a big, grown-up wanking joke in it. To this end, they have provided a link to send the complaints to the relevant authority. Of course, anyone can use it, so Larry did:

Dear FCC Commissioners,

I want to say that the AFA does not understand the import of the first amendment. Furthermore, I am tired of people trying to protect me from things that they don’t want their children to see. I am opposed to censorship in any and all forms, especially the ridiculous crackdown that has recently been implemented by the FCC.

If you want to fulfil your mandate and improve the utilisation of the electromagnetic spectrum to the benefit of the people of the United States, then break up the broadcasting monopolies and encourage diversity in radio and TV programming.

Go on, give it a try, you know you want to — via Pagan Prattle

Noam Chomsky Blogs

ZMag are hosting Noam Chomsky’s blog, Turning the Tide. It will include brief comments on diverse topics of concern in our time. They will sometimes come from the ZNet Sustainer Forum System where Noam interacts through a forum of his own, sometimes from direct submissions, sometimes culled from mail and other outlets — always from Noam Chomsky — via Die Puny Humans

Google Joins Webmail Fray

Internet search company Google has announced plans to enter the free web-based e-mail market which is currently dominated by online giants Yahoo and Microsoft’s Hotmail. Google says it is testing a preview release of its product, named Gmail, which it says will allow every user to store up to 1GB of information, or about 500,000 pages of e-mail

Greens Call for Review of Capsicum Spray

Greens MP and justice spokesperson Lee Rhiannon has called for a review of the use of capsicum spray by police after a group of up to 20 students were sprayed today while protesting against fee increases at Sydney’s University of Technology. People have a right to protest in our society and the use of capsicum spray by police today on students should be condemned, said Ms Rhiannon

Telstra Cuts Wholesale Broadband Prices

Telstra has caved in to pressure from the ACCC over the wholesale pricing of its broadband Internet service. The competition regulator had accused Telstra of cutting its retail prices to a point where some of its wholesale customers could no longer compete. Telstra announced discounted wholesale packages offering a 40 per cent discount compared to retail prices

Don’t Move! I’ve Got An iPod!

The iPod is a device with some splendid uses, Mp3 player, portable hard drive, calendar, address book, note book and weapon:iPod Used In Domestic Homicide.
Or at least that’s what the guys at liquid generation thought. They also wrote the funny following:

Segway Used In Drive-by Gang Shooting

Looks like they found a way to improve Nokia phones too: Nokia announces cell phone stun gun

I just stumbled across liquid generations smutty 404 error page too.

Ha!

Wacky Transportation and Mechanical Things

Who doesn’t need a mini Nautilus? Pat Regan build his own personal replica of the Nautilus submarine from Disney’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Coaster Dynamix is taking pre-orders for a roller coaster model kit. The coaster kit has an electric lift-hill and an inverted train. They attached a camera to the train and included this footage in the video that is on the site.

SawStop technology works on all types of power woodworking tools. They have video demos illustrating the operation of the SawStop technology on a table saw, a band-saw and a pneumatic up-cut saw, in which they are cutting a sheet of plywood and place a hot dog in the path of the blade to simulate a user’s finger. The SawStop system detects contact between the hot dog and the blade of the saw and stops the blade in approximately 5 milliseconds or less, resulting in only a small nick in the skin of the hot dog.

In the 1950s and 1960s, Hoover manufactured a line of flying-saucer-shaped floating canister vacuums that rode on a cushion of their own exhaust, hovering over your carpet. This vacuum cleaner fan site has great photos, scanned ads and details for several of Hoover’s most futuristic vacuum cleaners.

The Scubadoo is an AU$17,500 underwater motorcycle that looks like something off of Space: 1999’s aquatic habitat ship, shipping soon. It does 2.5 knots and carries an hour’s worth of air.

Alistair Cooke

Alistair Cooke, the urbane and erudite journalist who was a peerless observer of the American scene for almost 70 years, died at his home in New York. He was 95. A veteran foreign correspondent and a successful and productive author, he was celebrated for his Letter From America, which was broadcast weekly by the BBC to more than 50 countries

Dark Fibre Loop Undercuts Ethernet

Pipe Networks is providing dedicated fibre links for networks, bucking the trend towards bundling network connectivity with services. The Brisbane company says its method is cheaper than 100Mbps Ethernet. Dark fibre, a term often used to refer to unused network capacity, also describes dedicated fibre connections for large organisations — something Pipe needed for its own core business of internet exchanges

Four-Eared Kitten

Lilly, the cute German kitten born with an extra set of non-working ears, has been adopted. According to the animal shelter in the foothills of the Alps where Lilly has been living, there was no shortage of people wanting to take her in once word spread about her unique trait.

We wanted to make sure the people were looking for a normal cat and not a gag to make an exhibition out of her, Enrico Schlag, a worker at the Garmisch-Partenkirchen animal shelter told Reuters.

Hyenas and Baboons as Pets

It’s not known whether the guys in Nigeria are money collectors or are just into the local equivalent of pet as penis replacement. Rather than following the American trend of pit bulls, they have opted for baboons and hyenas instead.

staying in south africa (i do), you get a lot of misconception about what goes on here. no there’s no wild animals roaming in the streets, but fuck — nigeria seems to be a different story. these images have triggered a curiosity in me that i want to satisfy. i want to go there and check it out for myself. yeah — and theres nothing exotic about the bottom feeders of nature. hyena’s hunt in packs and will rarely attack a live prey. the feed on carcasses lions leave behind.

This is actually bullshit. Hyenas are far more efficient hunters than lions and it is lions, due to their size, that often steal hyena kills. Hyenas are very cool animals and not to be fucked with.