And Nothing but the FAQ

FAQs, or frequently asked questions for those scratching their heads at the acronym, are one of those things that can make or break a site.
They should be concise and to the point rather than another grandstanding opportunity for the company CEO who suffers from verbal diarrhoea. We’ve all seen examples that got it wrong, but 400 Monkeys has the best FAQ ever written — via Pagan Prattle

iPod-a-rama

It has been a while since I have blogged due to work loads. So here’s a quickie.

New pods:

U2 Special Edition

It’s black with a red click wheel and it’s gorgeous and I want one.

iPod Photo

It’s in colour, you can browse your photos. It even comes with an AV cable to connect it to a tv and bore every one to death with a happy snap slide show, just like Patty and Selma. And I want one of these too.

This is a nice Little App for pod owners. Link thieved from The Slippery Truffle. More specifically, this entry, with some entertaining and informative pod stuff.

Flash Drives

Flash drives are handy little units and cheap enough to be indispensible. They also come in a wide array of variants.

From the silliness of light up chunks of plastic sushi — via boingboing
To the seriously cool functionality of the FlashPoint, which is a US$99, 512MB USB flash drive, with a twist.

It has a female USB jack, and if you plug any other USB drive into it, any files in your share directory on the drive will be automatically copied over to the other flash drive. So you can copy all your files even if you don’t have a laptop handy — via boingboing

Platypuses Are Really Weird

Scientists from the Australian National University have proved what many have thought for years — platypuses are really weird. Professor Jennifer Graves says platypus have five X and five Y chromosomes, determining sex, not one, and when sperm are made it gets even stranger. What we’ve discovered is that these five Xs and five Ys line up in a great big long chain, that go XY XY XY XY XY XY, and then all the X chromosomes move to one pole, and all the Y chromosomes move to the other, she said. Professor Graves says there is another unexpected finding. One end of the chain looks like human sex chromosomes but the other end of the chain looks like bird sex chromosomes, so the chain is actually linking a very ancient system of sex determination in birds and probably reptiles too. The unique status of the Australian mammal is now unassailable

Aryans?

Let me set the scene for you here, before I get into the sordid details. I live in an apartment block, on the east face of the building. There are a handful of two-storey ground floor apartments on this side of the building, each with a fence, and a (two-storey) floor to ceiling window giving a view of the park opposite.

Inside each apartment is a mezzanine overhanging the lounge room — I think it’s intended as a bedroom, but I’ve got my DJ gear up there so I can play music when we’re having a party without being too antisocial. Anyway, you get the idea: two storeys, glass wall, internal balcony halfway up.

So, moving right along. On the weekend I opened a frosty beer and took the cat for a walk in the park opposite my place. While the cat was climbing trees and having a frolic, I glanced back at the apartment block to see how my new fence cladding was looking. ‘Looks sharp’, thought I, ‘not like the crappy fences on the other apartments’. And indeed the other fences did look crap: most were covered in tatty shadecloth, and one particularly nasty looking example featured shadecloth festooned with random loops of barbed wire.

Eventually the beer was empty and the cat was done bouncing, so we took a leisurely stroll back home past the various crap fences. When we drew level with the barbed wire apartment, my curiousity got the better of me and I peeked in through the shadecloth. Could there be something incredibly valuable inside, that the barbed wire was there to protect? Was it the home of a paranoid old lady, scared of the world without but not yet ready for a nursing home? Sadly, it was none of the above; it was something far more fucked up than my beery imaginings.

Inside the aprtment were two black guys standing aimlessly in the lounge room, framed by the huge swastika flag hanging from the mezzanine above them.

Barnacles and Brimstone

The British navy broke new ground in the realm of equal opportunity today, signing on its first satanic seaman. The 24 year old naval technician is looking forward to serving Her Majesty on the high seas, and performing satanic rituals aboard the HMS Cumberland. Predictably, the Tories are not amused…

Killing Traffic Congestion

London started charging people to take their cars into central London, and guess what? It worked. Fewer cars now enter the charging zone, public transport use is up, travel time is quicker for all road users and the money made from charging drivers is going towards improving public transport even more. What is wrong with this picture? Nothing, which is why other countries are looking at the London experience as a way forward for car-choked cities — via journoz

Wildlife

Big, Fat, Green Tree Frogs / Red Wolf

Tree Frog originally uploaded by Red Wolf

Over the weekend, my evening was disturbed by a loud chittering noise outside. Much like a really pissed off sparrow. I went out, turned on the lights and saw the dogs on either side of a fat green tree frog the size of my fist. Every time the dogs would touch it, the frog would chitter alarmingly.

I didn’t know frogs chittered, but it seems that chittering is the tree frog equivalent of fuck off and leave me alone because it chittered at me when I tried to pick it up. The noise is probably all that kept it from becoming a late night dog snack and appeared to do the trick as the frog appeared to be completely unscathed.

While I was trying to keep the dogs away, the frog hopped into a corner and climbed up the brickwork, heading for the kitchen window. The dogs can reach the ledge, so I gently prodded the frog to encourage him into the corner. This didn’t work terribly well, as the frog just used my fingers as leverage to head in the opposite direction and slid down the glass towards the curious dogs.

I managed to herd the dogs inside so I could relocate the frog without canine assistance. The frog still didn’t want to be grabbed, but didn’t seem to mind getting prodded onto a plastic dustpan. I moved it into the garden where he’ll hopefully live a long and happy life.

I am now a frog rescuer.

Living Brain In A Jar

University of Florida scientist, Thomas DeMarse, has grown a living brain that can fly a simulated plane, giving scientists a novel way to observe how brain cells function as a network. The brain — a collection of 25,000 living neurons, or nerve cells, taken from a rat’s brain and cultured inside a glass dish — gives scientists a unique real-time window into the brain at the cellular level. By watching the brain cells interact, scientists hope to understand what causes neural disorders such as epilepsy and to determine noninvasive ways to intervene — via BoingBoing

Australia Devours World Resources

Australians are among the biggest offenders of using the world’s resources faster than it can regenerate them. Conservation group the World Wide Fund for Nature says in its regular Living Planet Report [PDF] that humans currently consume 20% more natural resources than the earth can produce

Italy Jail Escapist Breaks Free

An Italian criminal famed for his multiple prison escapes has done it once again. The 45-year-old professional thief broke out of a jail in northern Italy under cover of nightfall. It was the fourth in a string of escapes pulled off by Max Leitner from prisons in both Italy and Austria. On checking the cell of Leitner and another prisoner who escaped with him, guards discovered cloth puppets tucked up in their beds