Stupid Criminals

A man who use a wire coat hanger to fish a cocaine-filled balloon from his throat wound up in surgery after accidentally hooking himself. While a Des Moines convenience clerk on the phone with police was describing the man who just robbed him when the incredibly stupid suspect returned to the store and corrected the description

Former Top Chicago Detective Admits to Leading Theft Ring

Former chief of detectives in the Chicago Police Department, William A Hanhardt, pleaded guilty today in Federal District Court to charges of running a sophisticated jewel-theft ring across several states for more than a decade. How did the detective find the people to rob? He used law enforcement computers and databases to get information about travelling jewellery sales people

Toddler Brings Marijuana To Day Care

A toddler brought a bag of pot to his day care centre, leading to the arrest of his mother and her boyfriend. Police said that the toddler showed up with a bag of marijuana he got off the kitchen table. After being alerted by a day-care teacher, police got a warrant to search the couple’s apartment yesterday afternoon