Pyramidiots

The pyramidiots are a group of enthusiasts who think the ancient Egyptians may have used huge kites to lift the giant stones to build the Pyramids. Recently they lifted a 3,000 kilogram obelisk using a kite in 20mph winds in just 25 seconds

Better Than Sliced Bread?

The days of the perfect peanut butter sandwich may be here.

Pre-sliced peanut butter is on its way to US store shelves in test markets, food researchers from Oklahoma State University said Monday.

The new form of peanut butter, which will come in individually wrapped plastic sheets, is the product of more than three years of intense research, and 500 different formulas

Online Assassins

The armed Russian who posted the following ad on the Net advertising his services was deadly serious: Will help retire from life, possibly without patient’s consent. Unfortunately for the would-be assassin, the only people interested in his offer were the police

Possums new supply of dog food

Possums — New Zealand’s public enemy number one — have gone to the dogs. The furry marsupial, introduced from Australia in 1837, has been turned into coats, hats, golf gloves, bikinis, nipple warmers and has even been hanging tail on menus of some restaurants in New Zealand and Asia. But now the noxious pest is being turned into dog food — I’ll have to have my uncle bring some over for the dogs for xmas

Retired Widow Makes Permanent Home On Cruise Ship

A retired British woman has decided to sail round the world permanently on a luxury cruise ship because it costs no more than staying in an old people’s home, a newspaper reported on Sunday.

Beatrice Muller, 82, only pays 55 per cent of the official brochure price for making her home on the QE2 due to loyalty bonuses from five previous world cruises.

Muller chose to make the liner her full-time home after the death of her husband two years ago. She pays ?3,424 ($4,818) a month to reside in Cabin 4068.

The very basic, minimum cost of living in an old people’s home in London is about ?2,000, she told the Sunday Express

Typographical Errors

Graduates of a prestigious New York City high school were presented with diplomas this month that contained an embarrassing typographical error. Diplomas for the 700 members of the Stuyvesant High School class of 2001 boasted that the school specialises in science and mathemetics