Script Kiddies

After trashing several web sites, including Disney, this week, the hackers taking credit for the attacks got the hump at being referred to as ‘script kiddies‘ and launched a repeat attack on Intel — who weren’t the source of the comment. Getting a clue, a life, a dictionary and past puberty might actually become a reality if they could just get over the whole tantrum thing.

San Francisco mayor wins restraining order against fake Elvis

Having an Elvis impersonator as a stalker doesn’t exactly strike fear into my heart, but it disturbed San Francisco’s mayor, Willie Brown, enough to seek out a restraining order. I only ever get god botherers stalking me — cheerfully empty headed teenagers, orange clad hare krishnas, well dressed young american lads from Utah and nutty satanists, I’m just one big magnet for religious nuts — I want an Elvis impersonator stalker of my very own. Or perhaps a manga girl…

Prosecuting Web Parasites

Ever get hijacked by a seemingly innocuous site that spawned hundreds of browser windows full of sexually explicit advertising that open faster than you can close them? The US Federal Trade Commission actually managed to prosecute the makers of these annoying web parasites

Davos Hack: ‘Good’ Sabotage

Virtual Monkeywrench, the hackers who stole confidential data from the rich and powerful attending last month’s World Economic Forum (WEF) in Davos, did it to make a point and not to blackmail some of the richest people on the planet. The question now is — did the WEF delegates get the message?

Gun-wielding man shot by Secret Service outside White House

Neighbours back home described Pickett as a friendly man, an accountant who had lived in a modest home in Evansville and kept a neat lawn. He frequently jogged. Why do they never say, I kept telling people he was a maniac. I told the missus, one day they’ll be digging bodies out of that guy’s basement. It just goes to prove that as long as you keep mowing your lawn, suburbia doesn’t care what you do in your free time

Database Hacked At Davos Forum

The World Economic Forum are dumbfounded at a breach of security that saw sensitive data leaked to a Swiss newspaper. Really now, who would want to know the ins and outs of the richest and most influential people in the world? Just because you have money doesn’t mean you have a clue

OzEmail Outage

OzEmail’s appalling record of customer service is still going strong to judge by the incompetence it displayed when its e-mail service died for three days last weekend, leaving all of its customers fuming in the dark

Canadian Shriners

I guess holding a boys night out under the guise of a charity event is perhaps pushing the bounds of good taste… or perhaps it was just sour grapes that the head sherrang never thought of it first