San Francisco mayor wins restraining order against fake Elvis

Having an Elvis impersonator as a stalker doesn’t exactly strike fear into my heart, but it disturbed San Francisco’s mayor, Willie Brown, enough to seek out a restraining order. I only ever get god botherers stalking me — cheerfully empty headed teenagers, orange clad hare krishnas, well dressed young american lads from Utah and nutty satanists, I’m just one big magnet for religious nuts — I want an Elvis impersonator stalker of my very own. Or perhaps a manga girl…

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