Bimbo Extraordinaire

Jennifer Abrams, bimbo extraordinaire, has created a web site condemning the South Rivers police for the ‘murder’ of her equally stupid, shotgun wielding brother. But when she started to get negative feedback on her site, which is essentially a public forum, who did she run crying to for help — the police of course. In Jenny’s fantasy world, you can have your cake and eat it too.

Physics

Experiments on a newly created composite material have shown that it bends microwaves passing through it in a direction that seems to defy the laws of physics

Beards

Some clean shaven guys could find themselves in a hairy situation in a couple of weeks. Beard growing is now mandatory in Macclesfield, North Carolina. Any male without at least some stubble growing by 15 April will be subject to arrest and/or a US$25 fine

Durapoint

If you need a mouse that you can use underwater, stand up to those annoying Mack trucks, survive the fall when you hurl the computer out the window or just something that can handle the sea spray at your beach front abode, the Durapoint stainless steel industrial mouse may be just the thing for you.

Water

Water — heavier when chilled, lighter when frozen, absorbing enormous heat with but a slight rise in temperature, the foundation of life, the most common of liquids, and the strangest. If only we knew how it worked.

Hacking

Senior research analyst with the Australian Institute of Criminology, Dr Russell Smith, says people who expose sloppy computer security or cybercrime should be protected so plans for compulsory reporting of hacking can succeed

Weather Toast

If you’ve ever wanted the weather forecast nicely toasted into a piece of bread, Robin Southgate, a final year Industrial Design student at Brunel University in the UK, is the man to see.

Bird Barbeque

A 6m highly polished concave steel mirror sculpture in Nottingham will have to be shielded to prevent it focusing the sun’s rays and baking passing birds during Summer Solstice — just a minor design flaw.

Pro-Lifers Inciting Violence

In an astonishing back flip, the courts have reversed a decision that barred a pro-life group from publishing their so-called ‘Nuremberg Files’ web site. This is a site that publishes ‘Wanted’ posters of abortion doctors, along with their names and home addresses. Looks like free speech wins out over inciting violence and invasion of privacy — funny how pro-lifers can justify the death of others to make their point.

Pre-empted Shooting

A New Zealand teenager is being praised by the FBI in alerting them to a Pennsylvanian teenager who alluded to planning his own school shoot-up. But some of the users of the web site, where the incident came to light, are claiming she overstepped her bounds. So apparently it would have been better for her to wait until after the fact instead of offering the boy the help he needs now — what a bunch of small-minded wankers.

Day Release

When you run correctional facility, handing out day release to a convicted killer and mental patient with a history of paranoid schizophrenia probably wouldn’t rate as a standard practice. Melbourne’s Thomas Embling psychiatric hospital have other ideas and one of their prisoners took advantage of the lax regulations and did a runner

Beached Seal

Cape Town office workers shaking off the Monday morning blues after the weekend found the entrance to their posh, waterfront office building blocked by a 900kg beached seal.