Microsoft

Microsoft ends its piracy snitch program. The plan was widely seen as an attempt to single out customers who wanted to install Linux on their PCs and not pay for a Microsoft operating system they would not use. Despite early indications that the information collected would be shared with law enforcement agencies, no such sharing ever took place

Bad Words

Socialites, babes and bad hair days are some of the words and phrases that have been declared off limits by the various magazines, in an effort to steer writers away from language that is hackneyed, imprecise or slangy

Internet gurus aim for the stars

A draft proposal was released this week for an interplanetary Internet. The proposal to the Internet Engineering Task Force — the group that sets standards for the Net — calls for terrestrial testing of interplanetary Internet protocols later this year, with a live test onboard the NASA Mars mission in 2003

Disclaimers

The Email Disclaimer Awards 2001 were set up to honour disclaimer messages usually included at the foot of corporate e-mail messages. The winner of the longest disclaimer was awarded to global financial services firm UBS Warburg for its 1081 word spiel

X-Box

At the recent E3 Expo in Los Angeles, Microsoft’s X-Box demonstration crashed, revealing the infamous blue screen of death — a sight familiar to all users of Microsoft’s dodgy operating systems

Taliban

Rumours are circulating throughout India that Hindus in Afghanistan will soon have to wear tags identifying them as non-Muslims, a report denied by Afghanistan’s ruling Taliban

Phone thieves warned: UR4it

UK Police are to get a new weapon in the fight against the menace of mobile phone thieves: bombardment by text. They will send stolen mobile phones a text message every hour reminding the new owners of the error of their ways — but following the Dutch scheme of messaging stolen phones every 10 minutes might be more appropriate

Big Brother

An oddly astute Queensland Labor MP, Linda Lavarch, has accused the producers of the appalling pseudo-reality television program Big Brother of making millions of dollars from viewers voting off cast members. She suggested that people give their money to charity instead

Time Machines

Ronald Mallett, professor of theoretical physics at Connecticut University, has worked out how to build a time machine, using slowly circulating beams of light which distort time and space. And he says the technology is in our grasp now

Darkness

Researchers found that darkness boosts the body’s immune system and aids in the body’s production of melatonin

X Internet

According to George F Colony, CEO and chairman of Forrester, The problem with today’s Internet is that it’s dumb, boring, and isolated. But he claims the new wave of innovation — which Forrester defines as the X Internet — will eclipse the Web: an executable Net that greatly improves the online experience, and an extended Net that connects the real world

Brainwashing by McDonald’s

McDonald’s would like to come into Toronto schools with a presentation about self esteem — Ronald and crew host a 40 minute interactive live talk show. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more disturbing, it’s billed as a non-commercial presentation endorsed by Children’s Psychologists and leading educators in the US and Canada.

Monkeyman

And speaking of drugs; meet the monkeyman. The bizarre figure is vividly described as anything from a tiny man dressed as a monkey to a 2m beast with illuminated green eyes.