Stupid Criminals

A man who use a wire coat hanger to fish a cocaine-filled balloon from his throat wound up in surgery after accidentally hooking himself. While a Des Moines convenience clerk on the phone with police was describing the man who just robbed him when the incredibly stupid suspect returned to the store and corrected the description

AOL Time Warner forms joint venture in China

After sealing a landmark deal to make itself China’s first foreign television broadcaster, AOL Time Warner has formed an alliance with a China-backed conglomerate to invest in media-related projects. AOL is to invest US$20 million — AU$38.52 million — in a new joint venture investment company with Shanghai Industrial Holdings

Looking For Alibrandi: Tales of Suburban Amazons

A lazy weekend with nothing much on gave me the chance to finally see Looking For Alibrandi.

Josephine Josie Alibrandi [Pia Miranda] has a lot on her plate. Coming from a large close-knit Italian family is difficult enough, where she not only has to battle with the stigma of coming from a single parent household, but one where her father is a secret known only to herself and her mother.

In her final year at a posh Sydney private school that is overflowing with more than its fair share of cashed-up Daddy’s little princesses, Josie, in contrast, attends on a scholarship. As Vice Captain, her temper and individuality cost her the role of School Captain — a position that went to one of the princesses, a noxious junior model named Carly Bishop [Leanna Walsman].

Christina Alibrandi [Greta Scacchi] is a strong and determined woman. When she announced her pregnancy at seventeen, her father threw her out of the house and forbade her mother to see her or her daughter Josie — an edict that remained in place until his death. She defied everyone and raised her daughter alone.

Katia Alibrandi [Elena Cotta] is the family matriarch. A fierce and single-minded woman [anybody spotting the pattern here?] she believes that the Alibrandi women are cursed and never misses a chance to remind them. She carries a deep sadness and also a dark secret.

Michael Andretti [Anthony LaPaglia] is a successful and respected barrister who has moved back to Sydney for the first time since he left high school. He is more than surprised to discover he has a daughter, never dreaming that Christina would defy her father and have the child. And yet he is proud that his daughter is planning to follow in his footsteps and study law at university.

John Barton [Matthew Newton] is the Captain of a neighbouring private boy’s school. He is a young man who appears to have it all with his future life mapped out in politics by his father, but that pressure on top of his HSC is a lot for anyone to handle. Jacob Coote [Kick Gurry] is the irreverent Captain of the local public school, he’s as far from what he perceives Josie’s world to be — and yet closer than he imagines.

Josie world at first appears to be dominated by her traditional grandmother, Katia, her every move watched and monitored by her grandmother’s personal Mafia of cronies. But instead of being the downtrodden child she follows in the Alibrandi tradition of strong-minded women and makes her own way in the world, even though everything she knows and understands is constantly changing.

Possessed of a quick wit — like her mother — that serves Josie well as a debater, her wicked temper [like her father] gets her in trouble when she breaks Carly Bishop’s nose. The fight serving to bring Josie and her father, Michael Andretti, together in something other than a slanging match. Unfortunately the reunion of Josie and Michael is a little too easy, but that appears to be the only slip in the story.

The casting is wonderfully fitting for the characters and the direction by Kate Woods serves to bring out their best. All of the actors are perfectly cast. Notable performances come from Matthew Newton — son of Australia television icon Bert Newton — as the epitome of all Josie aspires to be and Elena Cotta as the traditionally valued Italian, both characters carry secrets which more often than not shown without the need for dialogue. Pia Miranda deservedly won an AFI Award for her lead role as the determined Josie Alibrandi, as did Greta Scacchi for her role as Josie’s mother.

The locations around inner city and suburban Sydney are well chosen and create a perfect backdrop for the story, fortunately without the addition of twee tourist icons which would have made the film distracting to a foreign audience. The music is well chosen and brings a vital sense of mood to the film.

Looking for Alibrandi is a great coming of age drama which may well be overlooked as a film aimed solely at teen girls due to the subject matter, which would be a shame as it’s a gem of a film that will be remember fondly.


Published Epinions — 27.10.2002
Published WrittenByMe — 19.11.2001
Book available from Amazon and Amazon UK
DVD available from and DevotedDVD

Microsoft’s shared-source strategy

Microsoft has borrowed some open-source concepts in its shared source strategy, but makes no secret of the commercial benefits of its move. The company’s manager of international policy law and corporate affairs, David Kaefer, said Microsoft accepted that some widely-held beliefs about the fundamentals of the software business would have to change, but remained opposed to elements of the free software movement

How WinXP can make non-MS files invisible

Windows XP‘s search system includes a bizarre feature that appears to exclude files with non-Microsoft file extensions, under some conditions. It is however so odd that it’s surely got to be a bug, rather than monkey business. But you could go as far as saying it’s one of those MS things that inconvenience other companies if they don’t do things the new way we’re doing them in Redmond

Gone native

For over 30 years, John Wamsley has been striving to save Australia’s indigenous wildlife. But his methods, which involve fencing off large areas of land and eradicating all alien species such as foxes and rabbits, have made him extremely unpopular. He has received several death threats and spent time in prison