Microsoft Moves Beyond Patches

Conceding that its strategy of patching Windows holes as they emerge has not worked, Microsoft plans next week to outline a new security effort focused on what the company calls ‘securing the perimeter‘, which is likely to be little more than the same dodgy tactic with a shiny new name

Useful Phrases for Visiting the ER on Holidays

In the tradition of the Rosetta Project, is an example of many translations of the incredibly useful phrase: Oh my god! There’s an axe in my head.

French: Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
Visigothic: Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Latin: Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
German: Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Japanese: ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Maori: Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Italian: Dio mio! C’e’ un’ ascia nella mia testa!

Or you could try I can eat glass, it doesn’t hurt me.

Thank David Bradley for Control-Alt-Delete

Every time a software program locks up and you want to start over, every time you need to change your password or log on or off your computer, you can thank David Bradley. The same David Bradley who saved Bill Gates’ derriere before the Windows operating system became the monster it is today. Bradley is the man who gave the world control-alt-delete

IBM’s Power-Saving Chip

IBM has wowed the semiconductor industry with a new chip design under development. Compared to silicon-germanium bipolar chip technology, now considered state of the art, the new semiconductor design could vastly improve performance of wireless devices

Comparing Broadband Providers

The array of plans and options facing new broadband users will become more transparent with the launch of a free online tool for comparing fast internet services. Both Whirlpool and its sister site, Broadband Choice, have been relaunched with a set of tools to allow users to dynamically compare the broadband plans and prices of the large number of providers that have sprung up over the past two years

Fake Passports

The Federal Government has been urged to investigate allegations that failed asylum seekers have been encouraged by Government officials to use fake passports. It is claimed immigration officers supported the use of false documents in order to bypass passport controls in other countries

VeriSign Hit with URL-Switch Suit

Storage specialist Optima Technology has filed a lawsuit against Network Solutions, alleging that the registrar gave away its domain name without its permission and so caused damage to its business. Verisign have a long history of this practice, usually against people who can’t afford to fight back

Antoni Gaudí’s Sagrada Familia

Last night Foreign Correspondent ran an excellent story on the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, and the kiwi architect Mark Burry, who’s made it his life’s work to complete the Spanish architect’s vision. The self-effacing Burry works out of an office at the Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology, where he’s adapted aeronautical software for the first time in architecture to help transform Antoni Gaudí’s creative line drawings into solid bricks and mortar.

Gaudí’s drawings for the building resemble an elaborate sand drip castle — it’s no wonder his 30-storey cathedral, which will eventually be big enough for a congregation of fifteen thousand people, couldn’t be completed in his lifetime. The entire plans were in his head, and died with him.

Burry, who says that without question Gaudí was a genius, has been working on the building for twenty-five years. He visits Barcelona only four times a year, but oversees the construction full time from Melbourne via computer modelling.

And he has a deadline — in 1926 after Gaudí died, his successors predicted it would take ten years to finish the job. Now Burry has to have it done by 2007, in time for the 125th anniversary of the first stone being laid.

No X Please We’re Adobe

Adobe will soon be attaching their own acronym to the newest versions of Photoshop, Illustrator, GoLive and InDesign. The new releases will get CS (Creative Suite), whacked on the end. At least CS makes some sort of sense I guess, not like Macromedia and the whole MX thing. What the fuck does that stand for? Does anyone know? Macromedia Xtreme? Making Xylophonics? Monkey Xex? Marketing Xuberence? And what is it now that it’s MX 2004?
Adobe have obviously overlooked the X factor while racking their brains. For instance, Macromedia Studio MX, Windows XP and Mac OSX all use X’s. Either that or they just wanted to make sense… Mac OSX does make sense, with whole X as the roman numeral for 10.

Adobe’s CS range will be shipping at the end of November.