Peru Guards its Guano as Demand Soars Again

The worldwide boom in commodities has come to this: Even guano, the bird dung that was the focus of an imperialist scramble on the high seas in the 19th century, is in strong demand once again. Surging prices for synthetic fertilisers and organic foods are shifting attention to guano, an organic fertiliser once found in abundance on this island and more than 20 others off the coast of Peru, where an exceptionally dry climate preserves the droppings of seabirds like the guanay cormorant and the Peruvian booby

Danish Police Befuddled by 1G iMac

An open wireless network led to a Danish police investigation of a stolen credit card. The police wanted to confiscate the author’s computer. When the author’s roommate agreed to also let the police look at her first generation iMac, they were frustrated because they thought the iMac was just the screen. They wanted to know where the actual computer was and got rather heated about finding it, according to the author of Rottin’ in Denmark

FBI Wiretaps Dropped Due to Unpaid Bills

Telephone companies have cut off FBI wiretaps used to eavesdrop on suspected criminals because of the bureau’s repeated failures to pay phone bills on time. More than half of 990 bills to pay for telecommunication surveillance in five unidentified FBI field offices were not paid on time, the report shows. In one office alone, unpaid costs for wiretaps from one phone company totaled $66,000

Squirrels Unscrewing and Stealing Light Bulbs

Randy Steel is no detective, but he may have solved a peculiar holiday mystery. More than 500 bulbs have gone missing this month from the City Park light display in Twin Falls. Officials say they’re not sure who is taking the lights, or why. Steel says he’s a victim, too. The culprits have struck his house, unscrewing light bulbs and dashing away, sometimes in broad daylight. So far, police have done nothing. But that doesn’t surprise Steel. I know who is taking ’em, he said. It’s squirrels

OLPC Experiments with Cow-Powered Laptops

The One Laptop Per Child Project (OLPC) is toying with a novel source of power for its low-cost XO laptops: cows. We plan to drive a dynamo (taken from an old Fiat) through a system of belts and pulleys using cows/cattle, wrote OLPC’s Arjun Sarwal, in an e-mail dated 21 October and posted to one of the group’s discussion lists. Sarwal and others are now finalising the design of the cow-powered generator

‘Gay bomb’ Scoops Ig Nobel Award

Pioneering research into a gay bomb that makes enemy troops sexually irresistible to each other has scooped one of this year’s Ig Nobel Prizes. Other winners included work on treating hamster jetlag with impotency drugs, extracting vanilla from cow dung, and the side-effects of sword swallowing. The awards, founded in 1991, mark achievements that first make people laugh, and then make them think

Duathlon Organisers Insure Against Loch Ness Monster Attack

Organisers of a duathlon in Scotland have taken out a one million pound (nearly AU$2.5 million) insurance policy against attack by or sighting of the fabled Loch Ness monster. First Monster Duathlon race director Malcolm Sutherland said they were planning for all eventualities. Transport operator FirstGroup said in a statement its policy with insurers Royal and Sun Alliance would pay out should Nessie emerge from the murky depths of the vast watercourse and/or attack one of the competitors — via Ben Templesmith

Biker Fails to Notice Missing Leg

A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2km, leaving a friend to pick up the limb. The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, yesterday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction

Cat Kills Patients in Old Folks Home

A two-year-old cat has become a telltale sign of death at a Rhode Island nursing home, curling up beside dying patients in their final few hours. Dr David Dosa, a geriatrician at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Centre in Providence, detailed the phenomenon Thursday in a brief essay titled A Day in the Life of Oscar the Cat. Since he arrived at the centre two years ago, Oscar has been at the side of 25 patients who have died — via Darren Barefoot

Threats by Creationists Spark Probe at CU-Boulder

University of Colorado police are investigating a series of threatening messages and documents e-mailed to and slipped under the door of evolutionary biology labs on the Boulder campus. The messages included the name of a religious-themed group and addressed the debate between evolution and creationism. There were no overt threats to anybody specifically by name, CU Police Commander Brad Wiesley said. It basically said anybody who doesn’t believe in our religious belief is wrong and should be taken care of

Newsreader Refuses to Read Crap

Despite goading from her co-hosts on the cable news channel MSNBC, including the former Republican congressman turned rightwing talkshow host Joe Scarborough, newsreader Mika Brzezinski stood her ground and refused to read her segment’s lead news item on Paris Hilton. Clips of her shredding the script were the lead item on the Technorati search, while the blogosphere was alight with praise. I have a new hero, and her name is Mika Brzezinski, wrote one

Kidney Robbers Found with Victims

Pakistani police say they have arrested nine people for abducting people, drugging them and stealing their kidneys for transplant operations. Selling kidneys from living donors is not illegal in Pakistan, which medical experts say has a reputation as the world’s kidney bazaar. But police say those arrested in the eastern city of Lahore tricked people then drugged them with tranquillisers before removing their kidneys. Hundreds of rich foreigners come to Pakistan every year and buy kidneys from live, impoverished donors, in a business thought to be worth millions of dollars

Museum Offered Head for Shrinking

An artist has offered to donate his own head to an Oxford museum — if a collection of shrunken heads has to be returned to South America. Children’s author and artist, Ted Dewan is offering to leave instructions in his will for his head to be shrunk and put on display, if the Oxford museum’s current collection of 10 heads from the Upper Amazon region has to be repatriated

Mayor Used Donations Fund to Buy Darth Vader Mask

A Darth Vader mask has been tendered as evidence as the Darwin Magistrates Court hears charges against Lord Mayor Peter Adamson. The charges relate to the purchase of a $900 fridge and $1,800-worth of gift vouchers which he bought in June last year, then claimed reimbursement from the mayoral donations fund. The prosecution alleges the vouchers were used to buy a number of items including make-up, clothes and a Darth Vader voice changer