Amish Going Modern, Sort of, About Skating

Andrew Herschberger’s girlfriend lives in Delta, almost 25 miles across the gentle hills of the Susquehanna Valley. But as a member of the Amish community, he may not drive a car, ride a motorcycle or even hop on a bicycle to go there.

He travels using an increasingly popular mode of Amish transportation, in-line skates.

It’s faster than a horse, and it’s fun, said Mr Herschberger, 20, who skates the 25 miles in two hours, almost twice as fast as an Amish buggy. You just feel free.

Mr Herschberger has abundant company on the roads of southeastern Pennsylvania. In the last few years, hundreds of Amish, most of them young, have taken up in-line skating to run errands, play hockey or just zigzag for pleasure.

Among the 150,000 or so Old Order Amish, who live in 230 settlements in 22 states and Canada, in-line skating is justified as an efficient, sensible means of locomotion, another example of how the modern can square with the traditional — via New York Times

Brenda Brown accused of running a woman over after a tiff about ice cream

A quarrel in the frozen-foods aisle turned into a bloodbath on the streets last weekend.

On New Year’s Day, a man and his wife walked to the Apple Market near Independence Avenue and Monroe. Police records show that while they were grocery shopping, they got into an argument with 23-year-old Brenda Brown, a stranger. The Kansas City Star adds that it was an argument about, of all things, ice cream. The three exchanged heated words, but it didn’t become physical, and the couple left the market shortly after.

It was then that Brenda Brown allegedly made up her mind about what flavor she wanted: death by vengeance — via redwolf.newsvine.com

Polygamist Pummeled by First and Second Wives for Planning Fifth Marriage

You know you’re dealing with a special household when a domestic argument turns into a case of gang assault.

But witnesses in Pakistan say that’s what happened to polygamist Mian Ishaq, who was beaten up by his first and second wives for allegedly conducting a secret wedding with a fourth wife — and planning a fifth marriage — via redwolf.newsvine.com