Scotland’s Homosexual Couples Given Right to Adopt Children

Same-sex couples are to be allowed to adopt children under a radical overhaul of adoption laws in Scotland. In the first major change to the laws governing adoption for 25 years, unmarried couples, including gay couples, will be able to adopt jointly. At present, only married or single people can adopt and although homosexual or unmarried couples can currently raise children, only one can be recognised as the legal parent

Deep Throat Confirmed

The Washington Post today confirmed that W Mark Felt, a former number-two official at the FBI, was Deep Throat, the secretive source who provided information that helped unravel the Watergate scandal in the early 1970s and contributed to the resignation of president Richard Nixon. The confirmation came from Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein, the two Washington Post reporters who broke the Watergate story, and their former top editor, Benjamin C Bradlee

Pointy Knives Can Kill: Official

The British Medical Journal has discovered something which may have escaped the attention of the less well-informed reader: that long pointy knives are sharp and can be stuck into people thereby causing them damage or even provoking a death-related incident. The solution? Oblige long pointy knife manufacturers to make the knives less pointy by rounding off the tips

Idaho Government Honours Napoleon Dynamite

The government of Idaho has commended Jared Hess and his film Napoleon Dynamite for their contributions to the state.

The text of bill HCR029 lists the aforementioned contributions with bureaucratic zeal. Highlights include the following:

16    WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered

17  multiethnic relationships; and

18    WHEREAS, Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics;

19  and

20    WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air qual-

21  ity and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transporta-

22  tion;

The bill was unanimously passed, possibly due to the clause stating:

2    WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the

3  Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent

4  resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!"

NSW Bans Email Snooping

NSW will be the first Australian state to outlaw unauthorised spying of employees using technologies including video cameras, e-mail and tracking devices with the introduction of the Workplace Surveillance Bill 2005 to state parliament today. The new laws will make it a criminal offence to take part in any form of covert surveillance unless an employer can prove they had reasonable suspicion of wrong doing by an employee

Deported Australian Missing Overseas

Acting Immigration Minister Peter McGauran says an Australian woman who was deported by mistake four years ago is missing overseas. The woman’s case is one of a number Mr McGauran has referred to the inquiry investigating the detention of Cornelia Rau, who was kept in immigration detention for 10 months even though she is an Australian resident. Mr McGauran says a search is under way for the woman and says there might be other cases of the same severity

UN Human Rights Investigator in Afghanistan Ousted Under US Pressure

The US forced out a top human rights investigator at the United Nations, Egyptian-born law professor Cherif Bassiouni, just days he released a report criticising the US for committing human rights abuses. Cherif Bassiouni says, The US has done an enormous disservice to the cause of human rights in Afghanistan simply because they wanted somebody who was going to look the other way on what their practices were

Bush Signs Law Targeting P2P Pirates

The retarded monkey boy has signed into law the Family Entertainment and Copyright Act. A lawbreaker can land in jail for up to three years for distributing a single copy of a prerelease movie on the Internet. The MPAA’s president Dan Glickman applauded the move, stating he wanted to thank the congressional sponsors of this legislation for their strong advocacy for intellectual property rights

Attorney General Told Blair War Could be illegal

Tony Blair was told by the government’s most senior law officer in a confidential minute less than two weeks before the war that British participation in the American-led invasion of Iraq could be declared illegal. Lord Goldsmith, the attorney general, spelt out to Mr Blair the dangers of Britain going to war without a second resolution. It is understood that he then went on to warn that British soldiers could be hauled before the International Criminal Court

Victoria to Test E-Voting

Victoria may become the first Australian state to use electronic voting, with the Victorian Electoral Commission looking into using electronic systems for the 2006 state election. An Electoral Commission spokesman said that the current project was about making voting easier and more private for people with disabilities, rather than a test of e-voting technology for wider use. This is not about introducing wide-scale electronic voting at the next state election, spokesman Doug Beecroft said

US Government Admits RFID Passports are Danger to Americans

A battle in the war against RFID beacons in US passports has been won. The State Department now admits that their previous RFID proposal would put Americans at risk and is now considering other options. That’s the good news. The bad news is that the State Department continues to blindly cling to the false promise of planting RFID chips in passports — via BoingBoing

US Sabotaging Humanitarian Copyright and Patent Policies

In the aftermath of India being forced/coerced to adopt patent law that quite literally kills people as a condition for joining the World Trade Organisation (WTO), US representatives at the World Intellectual Property Organisation (WIPO) are moving to counter efforts by developing countries and numerous non-government organisations (NGOs) to bring public-interest considerations — like protecting human health — to its decision-making. Specifically, representatives have reportedly been circulating a draft paper that attempts to reframe the problem, arguing that WIPO is already addressing development issues and proposing merely a WIPO Partnership Program — an Internet-based database to bring together donors and recipients of IP development assistance — via BoingBoing