The government of Idaho has commended Jared Hess and his film Napoleon Dynamite for their contributions to the state.
The text of bill HCR029 lists the aforementioned contributions with bureaucratic zeal. Highlights include the following:
16 WHEREAS, the friendship between Napoleon and Pedro has furthered
17 multiethnic relationships; and
18 WHEREAS, Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics;
19 and
20 WHEREAS, Napoleon's bicycle and Kip's skateboard promote better air qual-
21 ity and carpooling as alternatives to fuel-dependent methods of transporta-
22 tion;
The bill was unanimously passed, possibly due to the clause stating:
2 WHEREAS, any members of the House of Representatives or the Senate of the
3 Legislature of the State of Idaho who choose to vote "Nay" on this concurrent
4 resolution are "FREAKIN' IDIOTS!"
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