Happy Hour Tightarse Search Engine

Wow, this is a website that’s long overdue. Enter an Australian capital city, a region, and a day, and it’ll spit back a happy hour drink price comparision for every bar in the area. It even tells you which ones are trying to fob off dodgy champers and house wine on you instead of beer. For example, if you’re in Sydney’s inner west of a Tuesday arvo, the Excelsior has $2 schooners. Nice. And of course there are the mandatory reviews to dispute and forums to troll and whatnot.

Donkey Meat Marinated in Tiger Urine

A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was instead found instead found to be selling donkey flesh — marinated in tiger urine. The Hufulou restaurant, located beside the Heidaohezi tiger reserve near the city of Hailin, had advertised stir-fried tiger meat with chilies for 800 yuan ($98), as well as liquor flavored with tiger bone for 600 yuan ($74) a bottle, the China Daily reported. Raw meat was priced at 7,000 yuan ($864) per kilogram. The sale of tiger parts is illegal in China and officers shut down the restaurant, only to be told by owner, Ma Shikun, that the meat was actually that of donkeys, flavored with tiger urine to give the dish a special tang. The report didn’t say how the urine was obtained — via Warren Ellis

Making Chai in a Chai-Challenged Office

Americans don’t seem to get tea. And worse still, what Starbucks tries to pass off as chai is nothing like the chai that any Indian knows and loves. After experimenting in the office and finally perfecting (sort of!) the art of making good clean-livin’ Indian chai with just a mug and a microwave, Hob Gadling wrote this little guide. Enjoy!

Chilli Surprise

A woman bit into a partial finger served in a bowl of chilli at a San Jose Wendy’s restaurant, leading authorities to a fingerprint database to determine who lost the digit. Employees at the Wendy’s were checked and the fingertip didn’t come from any of them, officials said, adding that the well-cooked finger may have come from a food processing plant that supplies the company. The woman involved at since been charged with grand theft for concocting the hoax in an attempt to swindle money out of the restaurant — via Moonbeam

McDonald’s Takes Issue With Rugby’s McBrat Pack

A Brisbane rugby union team is facing legal action from a fast food chain because it has put McBrat across the back of players’ shorts. McDonald’s claims the Brisbane Irish team sponsor’s nickname contravenes its intellectual property. But sponsor Malcolm McBratney, who is, ironically, an intellectual property lawyer, says the McBrats tag simply comes from his name. Mr McBratney says he is stunned that the fast good giant took exception when he tried to register the name in the Australian Trademarks Office

Voodoo Knife Rack

Falling under the category of things I deperately want, this voodoo knife rack, which depicts a human form pierced by your knife collection in many strategic locations, is one of the best kitchen things I’ve seen for quite some time.

Unlike the shiny, red KitchenAid mixmasters that I want but will never use, I can never be without too many knives — via boingboing

Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm

Just when you thought it wasn’t posible to come up with a new way to get caffeine into your system: Spazzstick Caffeinated Lip Balm — via boingboing

Spazzstick is a high quality lip balm that contains caffeine, which absorbs directly through your lips as you use it. It was developed by an Alaskan Police Officer, who needs both quality lip balm for the cold and the ability to stay awake during long shifts. Spazzstick is made in a beautiful little Eskimo Village called Kaktovik, AK, by the inventor of Spazzstick and his hoards of worker trolls in a vast underground volcano lair

Print Your Lunch

A cordon-bleu chef has modified an ink-jet printer and loaded printer’s cartridges with coloured fruit and vegetable concoctions instead of ink, and the paper tray contains edible sheets of soybean and potato starch. Flavours range from birthday cake to sushi