Bush and Blair Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

The retarded monkey boy and Prime Minister Tony Blair are among nominees for the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize before a Sunday deadline for nominations despite failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Nobel watchers say Bush or Blair’s chances of winning are close to nil. The 2002 prize went to ex-US President Jimmy Carter, who argued against war. The head of the Nobel committee called the choice a kick in the legs to Bush on Iraq

New Form of Matter Created in Lab

Scientists have created a new form of matter saying it could provide a new way to generate electricity. The fermionic condensate is a cloud of cold potassium atoms forced into a state where they behave strangely. The new matter is the sixth known form of matter after solids, liquids, gasses, plasma and a Bose-Einstein condensate, created only in 1995 — via Die Puny Humans

David Hasselhoff Defeated Communism

David Hasselhoff has claimed partial responsibility for the fall of the Berlin Wall. Claiming that in 1989, the year the wall fell, he had helped reunite the country by singing his song Looking for Freedom among millions of German fans at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin… I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Check-Point Charlie

CSS Fun and Games

The joys of legacy coding. The blockquote tags have been causing ugliness in RSS for a while, thanks to some coding in older parts of the site. An inability of the plugin that handles formatting to deal with paragraphs in blockquotes hasn’t helped.

Removed the blockquotes from older parts of the site and replaced them with their own div style instead. This allowed me the fix the weirdness that was happening in the blogs.

Blockquote tags need to be wrapped around each quoted paragraph. That way the RSS doesn’t have to deal with the extraneous br tags in its output, which looks much cleaner.

Salted Licorice Chupa Chups

No idea where she found it, but my sister presented me with a salted licorice Chupa Chup today. I’m guessing someone local is importing them from the Dutch marketplace. Must have more…

The Panopticon Singularity

Charlie Stross has posted his essay for the now defunct Singularity issue of the Whole Earth Review, entitled The Panopticon Singularity:

If a panopticon singularity emerges, you’d be well advised to stay away from Massachusetts if you and your partner aren’t married. Don’t think about smoking a joint unless you want to see the inside of one of the labour camps where over 50% of the population sooner or later go. Don’t jaywalk, chew gum in public, smoke, exceed the speed limit, stand in front of fire exit routes, or wear clothing that violates the city dress code (passed on the nod in 1892, and never repealed because everybody knew nobody would enforce it and it would take up valuable legislative time). You won’t be able to watch those old DVD’s of Friends you copied during the naughty oughties because if you stick them in your player it’ll call the copyright police on you. You’d better not spend too much time at the bar, or your insurance premiums will rocket and your boss might ask you to undergo therapy. You might be able to read a library book or play a round of a computer game, but your computer will be counting the words you read and monitoring your pulse so that it can bill you for the excitement it has delivered.

Flower-Power Could Help Clear Landmines

Danish biotech company Aresa Biodetection has developed a genetically modified flower that could help detect landmines and it hopes to have a prototype ready for use within a few years. The genetically modified weed has been coded to change colour when its roots come in contact with nitrogen-dioxide (NO²) evaporating from explosives buried in soil

Procket Wins AARNet Deal

AARNet has bypassed router heavyweights Cisco and Juniper to select Procket as the backbone platform for its superfast national optical network, AARNet3. Procket has pocketed a multimillion-dollar contract to supply 12 of its high-performance Pro/8000 series core routers for the Australian universities and scientific research network

No Go for SCO Licences

Australian government users of Linux are ignoring SCO’s offer of licences to protect them from possible legal action over the company’s claim to intellectual property used in the open source operating system. Government users, while generally cautious about legal risks, are taking a wait-and-see approach to SCO’s controversial claims

New Predator in Yellowstone Reshapes Park’s Entire Ecosystem

Yellowstone National Park’s riverside cottonwoods stopped growing in the mid-1920s and 1930s. Same with willows and aspen. Shoots sprang up, lingered awhile, but never matured. Park officials suspected elk were eating the new growth, but culling the herd did not help. Beginning in the late 1990s, however, things suddenly began to change. The elk moved away from the streams, and trees and willows began to grow. Researchers wondered why. They ruled out drought, flood, fire or climate change. Only one answer remained. Wolves

McDonald’s Diet Makes You Sick as Hell

Morgan Spurlock, a documentary maker, decided to subsist on McDonalds food three meals per day for 30 days and film the journey. Within a few days of beginning his drive-through diet, Spurlock, 33, was vomiting out the window of his car, and doctors who examined him were shocked at how rapidly Spurlock’s entire body deteriorated. His liver became toxic, his cholesterol shot up from a low 165 to 230, his libido flagged and he suffered headaches and depression

Greenpeace vs Bush

In a move unprecedented in US history, the retarded monkey boy‘s Justice Department has indicted an entire organisation — Greenpeace — for the peaceful protest activities of its members. For years, Greenpeace have been working to halt environmental destruction and human rights abuses by criminal enterprises in Brazil’s Amazon rainforest. In April 2002, miles off the coast of Florida, two Greenpeace activists boarded a ship that was carrying wood illegally exported from the Brazilian Amazon. Their goal was to hang a banner that said President Bush: Stop Illegal Logging. But instead of intercepting the contraband and prosecuting the smugglers, the Government now has charged Greenpeace with crimes for boarding the ship