ElmoBomber

Over-paranoid wallies will call in the cops for anything these days — via boingboing

A friend of mine works at one of the major studios in Burbank. He works in the mail room x-raying packages as they come in, looking for bombs. A couple of months after 9-11, he got a package through that had a battery pack in the center, with sensors connected by coiled wires going out to all sides of the box. He called the Burbank police, and they called the bomb squad.

They evacuated the building and sent a guy in wearing one of those big bomb shield suits. He had a tiny video camera with him, and he poked a hole in the box away from the sensors and peeked inside with the camera. He came out of the building laughing, holding the box under his arm. He handed it to my friend who discovered it, and told him to open it.

My buddy opened it, and inside was a Tickle Me Elmo. The battery pack was in his belly, and the sensors were in his hands and feet to make him giggle. The bomb squad guy told everyone that the x-ray was a textbook example of what a bomb really looks like, and took a copy of it to use in training.

Even more amusing was the information that this wasn’t Elmo’s first brush with the law. Mark Johnson-Williams, the Tickle-Me Elmo toy designer, had apparently been tagged as a potential Unabomber suspect.

I was always sending batteries and headless dolls in the mail. I think that’s what caught their attention.

The Solar Death Ray

Solar Death Ray is made of 112 mirrors mounted on a platform 4′ wide and 6′ tall. Each mirror is a square roughly 3.5″ on edge. All these mirrors focus the sun to a single spot 5’6″ from the mirror platform. A wooden fork extends from the mirror base to the area near the focus and serves as a mounting point for Solar Death Ray targets. The mirror platform is mounted to the support frame on a pivot that allows the platform to be angled. The whole system is mounted on a set of wheels. And, most importantly, you can melt stuff with it, like; AOL CDs, plastic army men, crayons and plastic ducks, all with full comedic photos and commentary

TeleBlaster 60s Retro Weirdness

TeleBlasterMoscow artist Aristarkh Chernyshev‘s TeleBlaster is pure retro 60’s futuristic design.
Aside from looking like a pretty lump of exploded red plastic, it also allows the user to tweak the signal processing. Users can load different effects algorithms from a flash-card or from the manufacturer web site.

TeleBlaster allows mixing users’ videofeed with a TV broadcast, and therefore gives unlimited possibilities for creativity: television becomes, literally, a Lego set from which users/watcher creates his/her own worlds.

Besides that, with TeleBlaster you can generate video effects synchronous to sound. This option turns it into a specialized multimedia entertainment centre.

You can pick one up from Electroboutique for US$1,499. I shudder to think what the packaging is like

Man Coaxing Cat Back Into House Gets Nasty Shock

A man from Sydenham Park, southeast London, was trying to coax his cat back into the house before he went to bed got more than he bargained for. Instead of a tame pussy, the cat-like creature that emerged from the bushes in response to his calls was nearer the size of a Labrador dog. Neither was the snarling beast in the mood for a quiet bowl of milk. It flew at the man, giving him the fright of his life, and several nasty scratches. Officers who visited the scene soon afterwards believe they saw the culprit. Looks like Pheral has been out and about again

IBM Fights Spam With FairUCE

New technology from IBM is designed to stop spam by identifying the Internet domain it came from, and can help spot online scams such as phishing attacks and e-mail spoofing. The company announced the release of FairUCE, or Fair use of Unsolicited Commercial E-mail for the company’s AlphaWorks advanced technology program, citing a newly released IBM survey that found spam is 76% of all e-mail and may cost US companies $17 billion to fight this year

Woman’s Suicide For Children In Vain

An Indian woman committed suicide so her two blind sons could receive her eyes and see. But doctors say the chances of success are bleak. Thirty-seven-year-old Tamizhselvi’s sons, Kumaran, 17, and Kumar, 15, have been blind since birth. Doctors in the southern city of Chennai say Kumar’s condition cannot be helped with a cornea transplant and also suspect his elder brother does not have a cornea defect. We had told the family earlier itself that a corneal transplant was not needed for the younger son, said hospital official G Seethalakshmi. The family is insisting Tamizhselvi’s corneas can only be used for her sons and no one else — via Warren Ellis

Greek Prison Guards On Strike

Greek prison guards will go on strike next week demanding a change of their American-made weapons that date back to the US wars in central America almost a century ago. While antique shops would be eager to get their hands on them, prison guards just want to get rid of their obsolete 1911 US Cavalry revolvers. The guns do not scare inmates any more as safety experts have advised guards not to fire them — via Neil Gaiman

Self-Replicating 3D Printers

Adrian Bowyer, a researcher at the University of Bath, UK, is working on a 3D printer that can be used to print out all the parts necessary to make 3D printers.

Bowyer has already produced an electronic circuit by squirting the alloy inside a plastic autonomous robot, which itself was created using a commercial 3D printer. Because the heated syringe he used is very similar to the nozzle that deposits plastic layers in the printer, he envisions squirting both plastic and metal from the same nozzle in future self-replicating machines.

The machine need not be capable of assembling itself, he says, only producing all the necessary parts, with the exception of the microprocessors and the lubricating grease. These could later be added and the various parts clipped together, Bowyer says. People are quite capable of assembling things if they want to, he adds. I am not interested in self-assembly, just self-copying.

Dutch Attorney-General Supports Scientology vs Spaink Verdict

The Dutch Attorney-General advises against reversal of the last verdict in the Scientology vs Karin Spaink case (part of Scientology’s War on the Internet). A series of court battles between writer Spaink and the Church of Scientology has changed the copyright landscape of the internet in the Netherlands. In an early case, linking to infringing documents was considered infringement itself. Later this was reversed, although by then several unrelated cases (notably Deutsche Bahn vs Indymedia) had been decided on the basis of this judgement. On appeals, the court held that free speech sometimes trumps copyright: even though Spaink may have infringed on the Church’s copyright, she was allowed to do so to bring to light the doings of what she considers an evil sect. According to the XS4All document, not only did the Attorney-General uphold the decision that Free Speech can trump Copyright, but concluded also that there may not have been infringement. The Attorney-General feels a work can be considered published even if publication happened against the will of the author. In the Netherlands, the Supreme Court can only reverse previous decisions by lower courts. Before it renders a verdict, it asks the Attorney-General for advice — via Slashdot

Plasmonic Computer Chips

Computer chips capable of speeding data around by rippling the electrons on the surface of metal wires just got a step closer. Mark Brongersma, at Stanford University in Palo Alto, California, has found a new way to model the three-dimensional propagation of these ripples — called plasmons — in two dimensions. He says the new model is much simpler and more intuitive than existing simulations and will be crucial in the design of plasmonic components for computer chips — via Warren Ellis

Yahoo Buys Flickr

Yahoo has bought Ludicorp Research and Development — the company behind popular photo sharing site Flickr. According to the company blog; Flickr is going to continue with business as usual — except it won’t have to draw straws to decide who gets paid. No financial terms were disclosed — via Warren Ellis

Blair Was Told US Fixed Case For War

The head of Britain’s foreign intelligence agency told the Prime Minister, Tony Blair, that the case for war in Iraq was being fixed by Washington to suit US policy. Richard Dearlove, head of MI6, briefed Blair and a group of ministers on the United States’ determination to launch the invasion nine months before hostilities began in March 2003