Mother Injects Child With Faecal Matter

New Castle County police arrested a former pediatric nurse Thursday night, saying she tried to poison her 22-month-old son by injecting human faeces into his bloodstream. Authorities said Stephanie McMullen, a former pediatric oncology nurse at Alfred I duPont Hospital for Children, is accused of deliberately injecting faecal matter into her son, her only child, causing him to be hospitalised numerous times — via Warren Ellis

Neil Gaiman

Did the book geek thing last night and went to a Neil Gaiman book signing. A hell of a lot more people there than when I accidentally fell over a signing at Kings Comics many moons ago.

He was really sweet, if looking totally shagged out from an insane schedule.

I picked up the Mirrormask script book, got my first and last issues of Sandman signed, am kicking myself for forgetting to bring Good Omens (which appears to have vanished into the depths of the bookcase) and my copy of NeverWhere now says Mind the Gap.

He said there’s a new edition of NeverWhere due out in September with more bits in it.
Books Kinokuniya wanted to get him a gift for doing the signing, but he politely refused. Instead they decided to get everyone who came along to write a note in a book for him. I mentioned his brush with Cthulhu at WorldCon in Boston last year

Teapot Cult Firebombed

A mob has fire-bombed the headquarters of a bizarre Malaysian cult built around a giant teapot. The attack comes two weeks after the sect was raided by religious officials. About 30 assailants armed with Molotov cocktails attacked the commune in the early morning. The blaze engulfed a car, burnt one building and scorched the giant teapot itself. The sect in Malaysia’s northeast believes the teapot has healing properties. Its leader, Ayah Pin, reportedly believes he is the boss of all religions and the owner of everything in his Sky Kingdom. State religious authorities have outlawed the teapot sect as a deviant cult — via Warren Ellis

Death Star Subwoofer

A subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise. It seems that the Death Star, ignoring the weakness that ultimately lead to its complete destruction, was a pretty good design… so someone made his own (with a lot of help from a housemate). The Death Star Subwoofer is currently up for sale on eBay — via Slashdot

Jail for Nigerian Bank Fraudster

A court in Nigeria has sentenced a woman to two and a half years in prison for her part in the country’s biggest ever international fraud case. Amaka Anajemba admitted helping her late husband to persuade an employee of a Brazilian bank to transfer millions of dollars into overseas accounts. Banco Noroeste lost $242m through the latter half of the 1990s. The court ordered Anajemba to surrender her houses in Nigeria, the US, UK and Switzerland to help repay the money

New Heritage Sites Listed

Officials from UNESCO’s World Heritage Committee, meeting in the South African town of Durban, decided on eight additions to the prestigious list of protected sites. The sites are: India’s Valley of Flowers National Park, Thailand’s Dong Phayayen-Khao Yai forest, Japan’s Shiretoko Peninsula, Egypt’s Whale Valley, the west Norwegian fjords, South Africa’s Vredefort Dome, the Gulf of California in Mexico and Coiba National Park in Panama

Ukrainian Vampire Witch

A vampire has been arrested in Ukraine after luring street children into her home for their blood. Diana Semenuha, 29, believed that drinking blood could fend off a muscle-wasting condition. She kept the children intoxicated on drugs and alcohol and bled them regularly, selling the surplus to other black magic practitioners. When that weakened them, she dumped them back on the streets and lured replacements with the promise of a place to sleep and a hot meal. Detectives found seven drugged children strapped to beds and benches, and a large, black knife and silver goblet engraved with satanic symbols — via Warren Ellis