Possums new supply of dog food

Possums — New Zealand’s public enemy number one — have gone to the dogs. The furry marsupial, introduced from Australia in 1837, has been turned into coats, hats, golf gloves, bikinis, nipple warmers and has even been hanging tail on menus of some restaurants in New Zealand and Asia. But now the noxious pest is being turned into dog food — I’ll have to have my uncle bring some over for the dogs for xmas

Red Wolves

The two red wolf pups transplanted from Brevard Zoo to Beardsley Zoo are doing fine with their new little brother. And their wild cousins in North Carolina can breathe a little easier thanks to the Supreme Court’s refusal to overturn a lower court ruling protecting red wolves that wander onto private property. Not so lucky are the newly classified Red Wolves in Algonquin who, thanks to the short-sightedness of the Canadian Government’s refusal of a year round ban on wolf-killing, may well disappear forever

MI5 records reveal gerbil spycatcher plan

Security Service MI5 once planned to recruit a team of specially-trained gerbils as a secret weapon to sniff out spies, it has been revealed. The animals were to help interrogate suspects because they could use their acute sense of smell to detect a rise in adrenaline — the chemical released in sweat when people feel under stress

Swan Attack

A woman whose wrist was broken when she was beaten to the ground and battered by a swan in the Phoenix Park has failed in a £30,000 personal injuries action against the State — people just never seem to learn that swans are contrary beasts who are not to be messed with

CyberPounce

Matt Wolf, a 32 year old former game producer in Los Angeles, hopes to claw back market share, with video games for cats. CyberPounce is a collection of online toys and games intended to amuse felines and their owners

Turkey Hunter

An upstate New York turkey hunter is receiving rabies shots after he was attacked by coyotes. A wildlife expert says the coyotes may have mistaken the hunter for a turkey — if you look like a turkey and sound like a turkey, don’t be surprised if you’re mistaken for a turkey