Darwin vindicated! Bible thumping creationists are talking through their hats, as the proof of evolution is in our genes.
When you ask someone to repay a loan, you usually don’t expect to be kidnapped, force fed fast food and have people take pot shots at you with air rifles.
Police in Omaha, Nebraska are still scratching their heads about the discovery of a refrigerated trailer full of stolen meat.
Having an Elvis impersonator as a stalker doesn’t exactly strike fear into my heart, but it disturbed San Francisco’s mayor, Willie Brown, enough to seek out a restraining order. I only ever get god botherers stalking me — cheerfully empty headed teenagers, orange clad hare krishnas, well dressed young american lads from Utah and nutty satanists, I’m just one big magnet for religious nuts — I want an Elvis impersonator stalker of my very own. Or perhaps a manga girl…
Bored with life? Why not make use of an online auction to sell your soul?
Neighbours back home described Pickett as a friendly man, an accountant who had lived in a modest home in Evansville and kept a neat lawn. He frequently jogged.
Why do they never say, I kept telling people he was a maniac. I told the missus, one day they’ll be digging bodies out of that guy’s basement.
It just goes to prove that as long as you keep mowing your lawn, suburbia doesn’t care what you do in your free time
I guess holding a boys night out under the guise of a charity event is perhaps pushing the bounds of good taste… or perhaps it was just sour grapes that the head sherrang never thought of it first
In the grand tradition of Cape does not enable wearer to fly
, M-LAW’s Wacky Warning Labels contest has selected a winner for the year — Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover
Fleeing from jail, stealing a van and then calling the cops when you get lost doesn’t rate too high of the old smart-o-meter either
When you get away with a crime, confessing on stage is probably not the smartest move to make, but then this is a guy whose getaway vehicle was a bicycle
Just when you thought you’d plumbed the depths of human stupidity, they go and make a dumber human. That heady combination of gullibility and e-mail has crossed over into the world of snail mail with the dreaded Klingerman virus. Beware of killer sponges in blue envelopes
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