Soy Now Comes in Teddy Bear Form

The teddy bear’s fluffy, cream coloured fur looks like that of a typical stuffed animal. But this teddy’s fur has something more in common with health foods than children’s toys — it comes from soy. Tofu Bear is part of Biltmore World Trade’s line of SoySilk Pals, stuffed animals whose fur is made out of soy fibre that is extruded from soybean cake, or tofu

Man Keeps Dead Spouse on Ice

Desmond Irvine, 74, was so heartbroken by the death of his wife Veronica on Valentine’s Day that he put her in a nice dress and, with the help of his son, took her in a taxi from Edinburgh, Scotland to their holiday home in Berwick, England where they put her in the freezer. Two weeks later, police were tipped-off by concerned family members and discovered the body. Desmond was detained by police for nine hours. Apparently, Desmond and his son are now trying to bring Veronica back home — via Boing Boing

Australia Tourist Charged with Assault for Shushing Texas Movie Phone-Talker

A former Australian city councillor has been charged with assault for shushing a woman who wouldn’t stop talking on her phone at a screening of Brokeback Mountain. Pauline Clayton was on holidays in Texas, catching the movie in Texas cinema, when the woman’s phone rang. After she ignored a shushing gesture, Clayton touched her lightly on the shoulder. After Clayton touched her a second time, the woman went berserk, screamed obscenities, and got two cops and swore out an assault complaint — via Boing Boing

Self Cleaning Loo in the Pipeline

Australian researchers are developing a new surface coating which has the potential to realise the utopian dream of a self-cleaning bathroom. Researchers at the University of NSW are currently testing out a number of properties that might help to create the new coating with the goal of rolling out test products within the next year or so. Their research is based on nanoparticles already being incorporated into self-cleaning glass which comprise a tiny coating of titanium dioxide. When the particles interact with natural light the electrons become activated and oxidate the surface, effectively cleaning it

TV-Watching Mummy Died Naturally

Last month, Johannas Pope, 61, was found dead, wearing a white gown, and propped up in her chair in front of the television. She had been placed there way back in 2004 by her caretaker. After a long investigation, the coroner announced yesterday that Johannas had died naturally of heart disease. Pope told her caretaker, Kathy Painter, she didn’t want to be buried because she believed she would come back to life — via Boing Boing

Roo Poo Used to Make Paper

Paper made from kangaroo and wallaby dung has shot an Australian paper company into the global spotlight. Joanna Gair, manager of handmade paper company Creative Paper Tasmania, says production of roo poo paper only started in the past two weeks but she has been thinking about the idea for some time. I’ve been inspired by the African paper makers who’ve created an enormous industry out of elephant dung paper, she says. I thought we needed an Australian version — via Improbable Research

Snake Befriends Snack

A rodent-eating snake and a hamster have developed an unusual bond at a zoo in the Japanese capital, Tokyo. Their relationship began in October last year, when zookeepers presented the hamster to the snake as a meal. The rat snake, however, refused to eat the rodent. The two now share a cage, and the hamster sometimes falls asleep sitting on top of his natural foe. As a joke, the zookeeper said they named the hamster Gohan — the Japanese word for meal — via Rogue Sun

Fridge Magnets Tinker With Poetry

Fridge magnets may one day be able to fix bad grammar and change the words to something they think is more appropriate. The idea is that each magnet is aware of the other magnets on the fridge and they transmit information between each other, Australian digital artist Pierre Proske said. Mr Proske is working with researchers at the Future Applications Lab of the Viktoria Institute in Sweden to develop the intelligent fridge magnets

Dead Whale Left Outside Embassy

A huge beached whale has been dumped outside the Japanese embassy in Berlin in a Greenpeace anti-whaling protest. The environmental activists hauled the fin whale to Berlin from the Baltic coast after finding it beached on a sandbank. The dead whale measured 17m long and weighed 20 tonnes. Activists are trying to demonstrate that there is no need to kill the mammals for research — as Japan does — because cadavers can be found — via Darren Barefoot