Iggy and The Stooges Concert Rider

Seeing as most riders that make their way into the public eye tend to be about the weird demands of musicians, it makes a nice change to see the hilarity that Jos Grain, Iggy and The Stooges roadie, has invested in their rider.

3 x MARSHALL JCM 800 100WATT AMPLIFIERS That have been tested recently. And when I say “recently”, I don’t mean “Sometime in the three weeks preceding the occasion when it fell 5 metres off the top shelf in the warehouse as we were fork-lifting it back up, after it came back from that Inane Clown Pussy gig where they had the Piss On The Live Marshall Amplifier Competition (If you make smoke and sparks come out, and you are still alive afterwards, we’ll give you a bottle of M***er Lite. And a go on the band’s skateboard. And some clown make-up.) The sound it made as it hit the concrete!! BAD-OI-OI-OING!!! How we laughed”.

No! I mean recently. Within living memory. Preferably that of a goldfish.

With regard to the lighting design: (This was written by someone who doesn’t really know what he’s talking about. I cannot tell a lie. Lights-wisely speaking, I’m an absolute arse-head. But I know what I like. And although nobody goes home whistling the lights, it’s also true that no-one goes to gigs to stare at the fucking P.A. stacks.)

Joy! — via Boingboing

Parts Delay Hurts MacBook Owners

Apple has admitted problems getting hold of enough replacement parts to repair faulty MacBooks that have been randomly shutting down. Many owners of Apple’s MacBook, which was launched in May, subsequently complained about the computer randomly shutting down after a couple of months use. The issue was caused by faulty logic boards (motherboards), problematic heat-sinks or a combination of both

UK Firm To Release Screaming Mobile

A UK firm is hoping a mobile phone security system it has developed which sets off a high pitch scream, permanently locks the handset and wipes all data if stolen, will halt the spiraling rise in phone theft. The sound will only stop if the battery runs out or is removed, but it will begin again as soon as the battery is replaced or charged. Even replacing the SIM card will not help

Chechen War Reporter Found Dead

Anna Politkovskaya, a prominent Russian journalist known as a fierce critic of the Kremlin’s actions in Chechnya, has been found dead in Moscow. The 48-year-old mother of two was found shot dead in a lift at her apartment block in the capital. A pistol and four bullets were found near her body and a murder investigation has been launched — via Warren Ellis

Google Unveils Code Search

Google has launched Google Code Search, which the company says will let programmers search billions of lines of code for tips on how to write their own software. The service, conceived by the Google Labs early technology group, will crawl publicly available code, most of which is made available through open-source projects. The search and indexing covers code on Web pages and code that resides in compressed files. Google expects that the search engine will be used primarily as a learning tool to help students and serious programmers, rather than a way to find and copy another person’s code. Hackers immediately found new and interesting uses for it

Indian Call Centre Staff Sold Data

An undercover TV investigation claims to have infiltrated criminal gangs selling thousands of UK credit card and passport details for as little as US$9.50 each from offshore call centres. The Dispatches documentary, shown on UK’s Channel 4, follows a 12-month investigation. It included footage of middlemen offering an undercover reporter the credit card details gleaned from Indian call centres of 100,000 UK bank customers

Instant Hitman

Whether you’re looking to exact revenge on a cheating spouse or to simply quiet that noisy neighbour once and for all, InstantHitman.com can help. Let our team of experienced contract killers make a bold statement on your behalf! If you’re reading this fine print, you’re either a search engine, a lawyer, or just really bored. In any event, this site is obviously a joke. Please, don’t kill anyone, and don’t hire anyone to kill anyone. Got it?

Unusual Island Evolution Happens Faster Than Thought

In evolutionary circles, giant rats and miniature elephants have long been accepted as the products of accelerated evolution in isolated environments such as islands, but McGill paleontologist Virginie Millien has been the first to establish just how quickly these odd-shaped animals got that way. In fact, island mammals evolve about three times faster than their mainland counterparts, says Dr. Millien, who based her findings on an analysis of the documented evolutionary rates of 88 island mammal species, about half of which were rodents — via Warren Ellis

Invisible Drones

Can a surveillance drone be made virtually invisible? VeraTech, a US company thinks so, and their patent application explains how. Persistence of vision turns the fast-moving rotors of any helicopter into a near-transparent blur, while the slow-moving body looks solid. So why not make the entire aircraft spin as it flies, turning it into a single faint blur in the sky?