Working on weekends = not cool.
Getting paid extra to work on weekends = not highly cool. See previous point.
What if… = very cool.
Hacking your CSS to accommodate Internet Explorer = not cool at fucking all!
Getting Unstuck = cool.
Brain dead-ness = not very cool. But it helps drown out hysterical, whingy, control freak co-workers.
Forgetting to buy decent green tea leaves for work = not cool.
www.zefrank.com = coollishly funny.
sleep = cool indeed.