Secret Decoder Ring

Big Brother is watching. Listening. Reading your notes. What can you do? The tinfoil hat only protects your brain from the aliens. Once you put your ideas down on paper, anyone can read them. ANYONE. Possibly even the aliens with their x-ray beams. But definitely Big Brother since you’re 99% sure that your house is bugged for video and audio. How else does Google find out you want to bake spam casserole? — via ThinkGeek