He was Naked, on Crack and in Alligator’s Mouth

Mayid’s call shortly after 4.00am sent four Polk County, Florida, deputies racing to the 2,150-acre lake just outside Lakeland, where they jumped into the water and wrenched Apgar’s arm from the gator’s mouth. The 45-year-old victim, who told authorities he’d passed out nude on the shore after smoking crack cocaine, was rushed to a hospital in critical condition #8212; via Pharyngula