US Shopper Arrester for Paying in $2 Bills

Mike Bolesta — Baltimore County resident, innocent citizen, owner of Capital City Student Tours — recently found himself under arrest, himself transported to the Baltimore County lockup in Cockeysville, where he’s handcuffed to a pole for three hours while the US Secret Service is called into the case. His crime? He shopped at Best Buy, where it seems the staff are so moronicly stupid that they are unable to recognise US$2 bills as the legal tender they are