The Return of Ray Martin’s Hair

If you’ve been wondering what Ray Martin’s hair has been up to recently, it appears to have pushed for a career in politics by attaching itself to John Kerry’s head.

Warren Ellis describes it as; It’s my hair. I killed it, I cut its little arms and legs off, I nailed it to my head. Mine.

Professor Shaviro explains why electing Ray’s hair would not be a good idea.