Nasally Inserted Wake-Up Kittens

Neil Gaiman writes about the shortcomings of a kitten that waits until you’re asleep, then climbs onto your bed, and tries to insert himself into your nose.

Makes my dogs wake-up tactics look tame by comparison.

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  1. IrishVampire13

    15 July 2005 at 8.52 am

    ::blinks:: That was interesting.

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