Soylent Corporation prepares to defeat food

Credulous geeks have poured over $130,000 into a fantastic food replacement named Soylent, a substance whose creators aim to free your body from the need to eat solids ever again.

The ludicrously ambitious and suspiciously under-skilled Soylent Corporation announced its crowdfunding campaign on Tuesday and within hours had apparently taken in over a hundred thousand dollars worth of pre-orders for its magical default meal gunge.

Soylent’s inventor Rob Rhinehart claims in a promotional video for the nutrient goo that he’s been living off of Soylent for the past three months and has never been healthier.

The company hopes that its green beige slop will help spark a food revolution that will see people eat non-gloopy food for pleasure rather than need — via redwolf.newsvine.com

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