2012 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest

The winner of the 2012 Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is Cathy Bryant of Manchester, England with the appalling:

As he told her that he loved her she gazed into his eyes, wondering, as she noted the infestation of eyelash mites, the tiny deodicids burrowing into his follicles to eat the greasy sebum therein, each female laying up to 25 eggs in a single follicle, causing inflammation, whether the eyes are truly the windows of the soul; and, if so, his soul needed regrouting

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