Donnie Darko Director Investigated for Terrorist Links

According to his official biography, Richard Kelly is the director of the acclaimed Donnie Darko, the writer of the less acclaimed Domino and a contender for the Palme d’Or at this year’s Cannes film festival. According to the Department of Homeland Security he is a suspected terrorist who may now be prevented from travelling to Cannes next week after the morons appear confused him with another man, James Kelly, who is on the terrorist watch list. Kelly’s full name is James Richard Kelly — via Warren Ellis