Improving Running Times With Neither Cost Nor Clue

Michael Costa has always been a man with a reverse Midas touch, everything he touches turns to shit. Public transport in NSW is no exception. His ingenious method for solving the problem of trains running late is the use of creative accounting. The definition of a late train will change from more than four minutes to more than ten minutes. Usually this sort of dodgy scheme is done far from the public eye. But rocket scientist Costa, always keen to get his ugly mug on camera, announced his cunning plan to the press