American Spies Home in on Weapons of Mass Drunkenness

US spies have found weapons of mass destruction at last — on a remote Scottish island. Managers at the Bruichladdich Distillery on the Hebridian island of Islay, famous for producing Scotland’s best malt whisky, were puzzled when they received an e-mail from ‘Ursula’, asking them to repair their webcam that broadcasts scenes from the Victorian distillery to whisky lovers around the world. After inquiring, they found that Ursula was a spy with the US Defence Threat Reduction Agency