Remember the fad for Care Bears? Adorable little teddy bears that came in a multitude of colours, a clever marketing gimmick that manipulated children into bullying their parents into buying them the whole set.
Here’s a chance to go back to your childhood and kill the little bastards: Liquid Generations’ Evil Care Bears.
After you’ve finished happily slaughtering Care Bears with guns, you can have a shot at the quiz: Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
I seem to be Gay Bear — comfortable with myself, although the regular
Care Bears think I’m a deviant. And I have a crush on Grumpy.
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lucie
15 September 2003 at 12.40 pm
I’m Nihilist Bear apparently.
sbszine
15 September 2003 at 7.38 pm
I am also Nihilist Bear, even though I like shiny things and beer. It must be the Nietzche : )
Red Wolf
16 September 2003 at 10.04 am
I picked Sex Pistols and The Anarchist’s Cookbook and still got Gay Bear, must have been not liking that xian coalition bear that did it. If I don’t like care bears in general I’m Hooligan Bear. Seems I’m a gay hellraiser
kari in Indiana
18 October 2003 at 1.32 am
A retarded bimbo with access to an account at the Indiana Department of Education, had a case of keyboard diarrhoea and dribbled; ‘i feel depressed’
Brittney
31 March 2004 at 9.57 am
I’m raver Bear. I love bright, shiny objects. Oh yeah Ring Pops Too!
Aubb
23 December 2004 at 9.36 am
I am Raver Bear… and it is completley like me.. i LOVE to PARTY!!!
Aubrie
katie
4 February 2005 at 12.04 pm
stoner bear is me cuz i like to get stoned its a great feelin..lol redneck bear too WHO NEEDS SKOOL WHEN U GOTTA SHOTGUN….HELL YEAH
rebecca
3 June 2005 at 4.58 pm
i’ve taken it a couple of times..and it’s given me the results of stoner bear and raver bear..both seem to describe me pretty well
Charity
5 October 2005 at 12.47 am
I took the quiz and I got what I was looking for I WAS STONERBEAR and that is pretty much what I wanted!~
But maybe you could have more questions with a bit more pacific answers!!Thanx 4 everything!!!GoTtA BoUnCe PeAcE oUt!!
kait
20 April 2006 at 8.07 am
I am trampy bear 🙂
niki
27 April 2006 at 5.37 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I am all of the bears!! so poo on all of you
dj
24 May 2006 at 12.34 pm
i am kill the care bear
kimmie
18 June 2006 at 12.12 pm
well…………im the bigest care bear fan ever so all of yall suck