Sean Thomas wins the Bad Sex in Fiction Award

Sean Thomas has won the most dreaded of British literary prizes — the Bad Sex in Fiction Award, with the award winning passage: It is time, time… Now. Yes. She is so small and compact and yet she has all the necessary features… Shall I compare thee to a Sony Walkman. She is his own Toshiba, his dinky little JVC, his sweet Aiwa… Aiwa, aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwa aiwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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