Halle Berry Accepts Razzie Award

The retarded monkey boy won the Razzie worst actor of the year award on Saturday for his performance as president in Fahrenheit 9/11 but his moment in Hollywood’s dubious spotlight was eclipsed by Halle Berry, who actually turned up to receive her embarrassing accolade. Berry was named worst actress of 2004 by the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation for her performance in Catwoman and she showed up to accept her Razzie carrying the Oscar she won in 2002 for Monster’s Ball. She thanked everyone involved in Catwoman, a film she said took her from the top of her profession to the bottom. I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit, she said as she dragged her agent on stage and warned him next time read the script first — via Warren Ellis