Meme: Fifth Sentence

1. Grab the nearest book
2. Open the book to page 23
3. Find the fifth sentence
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions

I have an overflowing bookcase behind me, but the book with the pretty blue cover called to me: No Shitting in the Toilet by Peter Moore. Aptly enough, the fifth complete sentence on page 23 is:

But then I’m an Australian and our dollar’s about as useful as an Albanian lek.