A must for the Monty Python fan: leave your mark in the sand with the weirdness of Spam thongs.
Everything Linux has an entire section devoted to silly USB devices, but the dumbest one has got to be the USB xmas tree light that will flash through six festive colours. It’s nauseating enough to cause co-workers to snap and insert the device into one of your bodily orifices.
T-Shirt Hell is guaranteed to have a shirt to offend everyone.
I’m fascinated by magnets and the Green Man has been teasing me with a shiny new one… behold the cow magnet. They’re not for attracting cows. Cows eat everything from grass and dirt to nails, staples and bits of bailing wire. Cow magnets attract these chunks of stray metal that would otherwise lodge in the honeycombed walls of the recticulum, threatening the surrounding vital organs and causing irritation and inflammation, known as Hardware Disease.