Why Do These People Have Access to a Computer?

It’s always interesting to read through the search logs for the site to discover what loons have been attracted like moths to a flame.

This week’s offerings include: vampire, were wolf [it’s one word, mate], aligator man [misspelt], bambi, chimera twins and come cabra [another misspelling], which strange as it may seem are all actually site content.

The odder searches were: custom guns [wanker], eardrum [huh?] and the bizarre dog hair dye [run, Fido, run].

These people are out there. They are your friends and neighbours, they are the annoying people who read over your shoulder on public transport, they are the people walking brightly coloured dogs, they can’t spell, are searching for weapons and are capable of entering random characters into a search engine. Be afraid.